adz:
Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out
(Source: jesterdevils)
hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot
Don’t vague post about bananas you scum
“samurai wakes up in the present day”
this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close
Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.
Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1
What stat requirements do you need to use it
To be stupid and gay cause this sword blows
THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS
Oh 50 Strength gotcha
Didn’t realize this was a two parter I forgot and I look like such a fool this sword kicks ass and I’m an idiot
(Source: twyrine)
